Friday, November 2, 2007

Top 5 Studio Pitches if We Were Scabs

5. Vets: Follow the trials and tribulations of the new batch of interns at Malibu Veterinarian Hospital. Cute animals + sexy staffers = rabid comedy! (Oh, and the animals can TALK.)

4. The Coyote: Two teens trying to throw the best barbeque ever decide that they need lawn darts after the most popular girl in school won't come unless she can play it. They fly down to Mexico and meet up with a man who can help smuggle their lawn darts across the border...with 15 hot female illegal immigrants.

3. TanFastic: Reality TV just got hotter. Each week, join three new contestants as they lay out for the perfect tan. Oils, bikinis, and tan lines... oh my! Be sure to turn and watch them burn.

2. Subliminal: A newspaper editor becomes a hero to all men in the city when he starts highlighting two specific letters in every paper causing women all over the city to start frequently performing men's favorite "behind closed doors" act. But his new underground fame gets in the way of him bonding with his new Yorkshire Terrier.

1. Support Group: Punky Brewster lost her step-dad; Urkel lost Laura; Balky lost his cousin; Webster lost his bid for facial hair; Corky lost his thermos. Now these beloved TV characters find themselves in the same Chicago support group. Can you say retro-ACTIVE?!

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