-- I will lose money.
-- I will look at my box numbers 4,000 times, instantly forgetting them each time.
-- I will drink and eat, possibly to excess.
-- I will not watch the half-time show.
-- I will make an ill-advised halftime bet to recoup losses, only to further increase said losses.
-- I will come close to winning a box, only to have it squandered by a last-minute drive.
-- I will ask up to three waitresses wearing a Giants' jersey to marry me.
-- If I drink too much, I might ask two guys the same question.
-- By the time the clock expires, I will vow to never: gamble, drink, eat, propose again.
Score: Pats 35, Giants 28
Let me check if I have 5-8...
Nope.
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